If you've been referred to this page it's because you may be experiencing high levels of negativity. The Arbiters of Light guild has been doing extensive research into the cause of negativity both in general and on the internet. We've talked to people with lab coats. Our research has yielded extraordinary results: we have found the cure for negativity.

This "Negativity Neutralizer" targets the specifics portions of the human brain that generate negativity and karatesizes them using a, scientifically developed, high spectrum dose of Carebear essence. You're welcome, world...

 

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